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⌈ Winter Sunsets ⌋
Baby: p-p-p-p
Dad: papa?
Baby: Pete Wentz
Dad: oh god it's an emo

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

awwww-cute:

Stayed at my Girlfriend’s place for a week and the cats won’t let me leave

awwww-cute:

Stayed at my Girlfriend’s place for a week and the cats won’t let me leave

swaggersbacktotheimpala:

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

⌈ now, according to my very detailed calculations and such strong gut feelings, it seems AOBABE will end up in a HAREM. ⌋

darksideofthecherie:

looks like he’s just gonna follow Mink too…

Baby: r- R.. R--
Mom: What was that sweetie??
Baby: Reigisa is canon
Mom: You got that right.
awwww-cute:

This is how she cooled herself down

awwww-cute:

This is how she cooled herself down

acronymexe:

Attack on Titan has taught me that no matter what the odds, no matter what stands in my way, if I have the right mindset, and fight with my mind and soul I will still most likely die.

radcanine:

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| if you read this you’re gay 
|________ _ ___|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ”